We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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