where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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