We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Two words: nipple clamps
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