So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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