before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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