Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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