She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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