I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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