...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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