you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
3pm strippers are depressing
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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