I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
We won't sleep together?
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
