Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
im about as happy as oj after his trial
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!