sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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