All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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