I only kidnapped one of them. chill
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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