Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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