Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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