that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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