I just gift wrapped bread.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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