So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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