I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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