Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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