would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
23 Strangest Things That Gave Dudes A Boner
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
These 21 People Shouldn’t Be Giving Dating Advice
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.