The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
it's like heaven, but drunker
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes