I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The adults are the big ones right?