Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(206): View more from Washington

would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?

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(626): View more from California

Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?

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(303): View more from Colorado

He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed

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(914): View more from New York

i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it

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(530): View more from California

I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me

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(817): View more from Texas

I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.

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(917): View more from New York City

Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.

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