i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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