We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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