i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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