Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
And then he peed in my hair
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