I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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