life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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