your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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