just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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