I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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