And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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