for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
How drunk are you?
Completed.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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