Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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