When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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