Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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