he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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