She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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