All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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