the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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