It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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