do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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