yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Randomize
