My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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