well you can't waste a boner
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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