I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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