Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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