I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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