So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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