he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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