do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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