More tranny stories later!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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