I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
you had me at cake vodka
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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