He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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