I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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